Fikkle Friday’s Noon News with Fikkle
This just in: Sy gets pants-ed by guild. In related news, Kansas residents have been suddenly struck ill. At this stage authorities are speculating that the contagion could be eye-born and they are recommending people stay in their homes with their blinds closed and whatever you do, don’t go looking for small objects around the neighbourhood.
In Ashes of Tirisfal news, the ever elusive Fikkle made an appearance in guild earlier this week. Some guildies were shocked, others horrified, and yet others ran in fear. After a few guildies were revived, having “passed out from manly hunger” the introductions were passed out and the newest additions to the guild were able to say hello to the unfamous guild leader (yes, I said unfamous… I don’t care that it isn’t a word…. This is the Fikkle Friday Noon News with Fikkle, not the Evening Report with Ran Dather). So where was I? Right… the newest additions to the guild were able to say hello to the unfamous guild leader and finally see what all the hype wasn’t aboot. That’s right, aboot.
After the usual pleasantries, Fikkle shocked the guild with a stunning slash command and then pointed, laughed and quickly ran and hid under a rock, which happens to be the only safe place at the moment. What could possibly be so terriblaar you ask? Ask it, damn you. Nothing short of the apopcapolypse:
Cue end of the world music
That’s right, the fallable Fikkle has stepped down as the master of mystery and arbiter of absence, leaving only the Sillyus to lead the lambs to their slaught-… err, to their celebration.
The spokeswoman for Sillyus, a Ms. Belf Rouge, had only this to say: “Partay’s at the Dark Portle. Wen? Weneva? Just show up and bring gifts, Mr P. Boss likes to receive presents, yo. Othawise, you may become a casualt-… err, you may become like Fikkle.”
We here at Fikkle Friday’s Noon News with Fikkle would like to say this to all those suffering under the current regime in the Ashes of Tirisfal. Update your wills.
That is all.
May the Horde be with you