Ganked Today

Megan over at OOM suggested that others try to channel QQ’ing into something everyone can enjoy.  Well, its not really QQ’ing but I decided to do it anyway.  Its not the greatest and some of it might not even make sense :s, but its for fun, so who cares. Now I’m no vocalist, but if anyone feels the need to bust it out, go ahead!  This is based on the song Blown Away by Akon.  Enjoy!

Ganked Today

Horde, this ain’t for the afk, or the lazy
It’s one of those things,
You just gotta experience to know what I’m talkin’ about
It’s where the goin’ get tough, the tough stay tough
Up front, let’s go
Southshore! We in too deep to turn back now!

Watch yourself, before you get,
Ganked today.

You know where we come from
The place where your bait is a fake
A lowbie, a fool, even a dumb chum
A quick sell, a lone drinkin bum
Newbies is such fun, these unsung decoys
Stickin their necks out, ready to run
Back to TM where they come from
Skulls is the only ones they gon’ run from
That’s it
They puttin’ they buffs up
But 9 out of 10 of them ain’t gonna out run
So you gon’ stealth and catch a 65
Or get crit by a Mage and watch from the spirit side
You use LFG to get others to join
See we play the Horde baby!
Not the ‘Jaina got a little choir I could join’
But they didn’t show yet
Not even a stealthed NElf with a lonely pet
They didn’t show yet,
At least nothin showin up on the track
But we into bold bets
Here they come, bout to do some dirt
In some dirty black old sweats
If you show you should know the way
We in Southshore bout to do some gankin’ today!

Cause we was leveled up, to fear no Fear
Cowardly hearts’ll never last long here
If you ain’t Horde enough we won’t shed no tear
Guaranteed you’ll get ganked today!
Cause we done seen the ‘Lock DoT up and Fear
The Southshore guards done gone and broke our gear
Priests just tryin to get off one more heal
Tryin’ not to get ganked today.

See we ain’t never not got nobody
An’ we be known for fightin’
So when we strike man
You’ll think you be struck by chain lightenin’
Shouldn’t have to prove myself by killin a damage dealer
Its much more fun takin out they’s healer
And retaliation only takes anger mixed with passion
Tab target from a distance and sneak in laughin’
They say MC runs kill players, but we do too
So when you get hit man
You feel that crit the way those NPCs sure do
Can’t see ourselves losin ground
Plenty of killin blows to go around
Clothies be cryin’ cuz they don’t know what happened
We took them down before they could utter a sound
Once we got ya beat we stand there laughin
That outta tick ya off

Cause we was leveled up, to fear no Fear
Cowardly hearts’ll never last long here
If you ain’t Horde enough we won’t shed no tear
Guaranteed you’ll get ganked today!
Cause we done seen the ‘Lock DoT up and Fear
The Southshore guards done gone and broke our gear
Priests just tryin to get off one more heal
Tryin’ not to get ganked today.

We keep our eyes out for fakes
The ones who think they be leetz
Run around spammin like fruit-cakes
Using big talk and super leet speekz
If we around don’t bother to speak
Don’t smile and try to spark flame war heat
That same thing can make ya laugh, it can make you cry
But other quiet Hordies’, they’ll take yer life
You gonna be another Horde sacrifice
If somebody else could unravel
Through soem spell your bar of life
Cause we the type that we be there
When you’re campin a to try and keep it unfair
But well show up and open from stealth.
So if you see us in the field out there
You can be we came for fightin’
So Ally’s you just go run in fear

Cause we was leveled up, to fear no Fear
Cowardly hearts’ll never last long here
If you ain’t Horde enough we won’t shed no tear
Guaranteed you’ll get ganked today!
Cause we done seen the ‘Lock DoT up and Fear
The Southshore guards done gone and broke our gear
Priests just tryin to get off one more heal
Tryin’ not to get ganked today.

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One Response to “Ganked Today”

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