The Cost of Nobility
1. Haul your pet bunny wabbit all over creation for booty calls.
2. Get turned into a rabbit and sit around in boiling water waiting to lay an egg.
3. Eat yourself sick on chocolate.
4. Kiss an innocent bystander, just because he/she happens to be wearing a dress.
5. Spam trade chat for 18+ undead ladies to play dress up with.
6. Pray to your various gods that you will see a dwarf female.
7. Spend hours and hours in Bloodhoof village using such sophisticated forensic logic as “I saw it first” and “I was here before you.”
Yeah, I’m real Noble.