It IS SOOOOO A Lie!
We here at For The Horde have often dealt with your lighter side with a feint hard and an audible chuckle. Your April 1st announcements are often greeted with smiles and jokes, much to our amusement. That’s because we know they are shenanigans. We understand that you like to partake in Tomfoolery from time to time.
But we, here at For The Horde, cannot sit idly by while you attempt to tear the fabric of the space time continuum and utterly destroy the universe as we know it.
Surely, you must understand that this is a mistake:
For we all KNOW that the cake, indeed, IS a lie. We have known this for some time. Surely you must realize that this is the next WoW killer. Although your competitors may not realize it, it will take merely but the promise of pie for your 10 million-ish subscribers to go play another game. It could be Hello Kitty Island Adventures. It could be Pokemon Online. It could be Everquest. (Well, okay, Everquest may be pushing it, but you get the idea).
Please, Blizzard, we here at For The Horde cannot advocate you taking such a drastic course of action. You must think of your employees and their wives, and husbands and children. Think of Tiny Tim, who won’t be getting a new leg this Christmas, all because you promised Cake. Please Blizzard, heed our warning, do not promise that which we all know is a lie. Promise the only epic reward that will satisfy all. Promise Pie.
SO SAY WE ALL!